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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish. She panics.
"Crap!"

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the cars start to slow down.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said �airport left.� So she turned around and went home.

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A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he has lived all his life and into a real forest. Since he lived in the magical forest he has magical powers. He sees a bear chasing a rabbit and thinks to himself, this isn't right, everyone should live in peace. So he stops the bear and rabbit and tells them that if they stop chasing each other he'll give them both three wishes.
The bear thinks for a second and wishes that all the rest of the bears in the forest were female. Poof, all of them are female. Next the rabbit wishes for a crash helmet. The bear looks at the rabbit wondering why he would want a crash helmet.

The bear thinks for a second making sure he makes a good second wish and wishes that all the rest of the bears in the country were female. Again -- poof -- all the rest became female. Then the rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. Now the bear steps back and looks at the rabbit in amazment. How dumb is this rabbit he thinks to himself. All he had to do was wish for money and he could buy all the motorcycles he ever wanted. This has to be the dumbest creature the bear has ever seen, he thinks to himself.

It is time for the bear's final wish and he takes a second to think and makes sure he doesn't waste it. After a minute he wishes that all the other bears in the whole world were female. And again poof they are all female.

Next the rabbit puts on his helmet and jumps on the bike. He turns around and smiles. Then he says, ''I wish that that bear is gay.''

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Be happy ;)


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MesajScris: Vin Iun 09, 2006 10:36 am 
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Hm...nu e reclama,sunt doar nishte glume.Sa las asta ca topic de glume in engleza?Ashtept pareri. :roll:

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MesajScris: Vin Iun 09, 2006 11:39 am 
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Si cei care nu stiu engleza ca mine?..... :roll:
Poate pt glume in toate limbile...insa daca nu ai de a face cu o limba degeaba stii sa traduci daca nu le intelegi glumele...poate nici strainii nu ar intelege amuzamentul din glumele cu ardelenii sau rromii...pt ca nu stiu care e faza :roll: :roll:


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Eh...da' sunt shi persoane ce shtiu engleza,shi sunt ceva glume in engleza chiar interesante.

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ilica, schimba-i numele in Bancuri (in lb romana k sa intzeleaga toata lumea).... :cry: topicul vechi a fost tot al meu

ma indoiesc yo k mister newsjokes77 e din sua.....


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S-a facut.
Acum ashteptam noi bancuri. :P

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